Do you really seat your delicate derrière on a chair made of bungee cords?
Why yes, Dear Reader. I was not lying. You can even purchase your own at CB2.
What I like best about the chair is that if you grip the arms tightly, you can bounce a good two or three feet skyward and land without significant injury. When I assembled the chaise, the Office Manager wheeled me around the department corridor for a Grand Procession. We are thinking of renting out the chair (and its attendant Office Manager) as a university vehicle for use on special occasions. The fees collected will of course replenish our faculty sherry fund.
Dignity? Gravitas? Not in my office, thank you.