Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Tiny Shriner is Your Facebook Friend

by J J Cohen

Or at least your frenemy.

If you haven't friended (or frenemied him) yet, you may do so here. Don't forget that he is also on Twitter, and the Tiny Shriner Adoration Society is now 42 poobahs strong. Via BABEL, he also hawks merchandise.

5 comments:

Rick Godden said...

I wonder who assigns TS's staff for the Adoration Society? What Karl Rovian figure lurks in the background? Surely TS doesn't do it himself. Or perhaps he does, since I am just a lowly Fez polisher, and I owe him money.

Jeffrey J. Cohen said...

Please don't tell anyone Rick but it is Dick Cheney rather that Karl Rove who assigns poobah titles at the Tiny Shriner Adoration Society. I came across the former VP in the Dick Cheney Cardiac Wing of the GW Hospital, he was bored, he's nefarious, he had nothing to do ... so now he administers the TSAS. I hope that is OK -- and that you don't mind polishing his fez (which, by the way, has a hidden gun known to shoot innocent bystanders and fez polishers).

Rick Godden said...

I knew this organization was shady like the mafia (or the Bush/Cheney administration). If I end up on the wrong side of said Fez-concealed gun, tell my family I love them.

Eileen Joy said...

Rick: you could never end up on the wrong side of Tiny's fez-concealed gun. You owe him too much money and death would be too quick. He is going to make you suffer. But first, he is going to tickle you while pouring shots of vodka into your ears.

Rick Godden said...

I shall continue polishing to the best of my ability, and maybe if I get a job I can pay him the money I owe him. But then he'd have no use for me...