Friday, December 19, 2008

Happy Impending Solstice Celebration


by J J Cohen

Whatever celebration of the winter solstice you choose to embrace, we the writers of ITM wish you a very festive one indeed.

5 comments:

  1. Is your Tiny Shriver, there, wearing lipstick? Suits him.

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  2. Anonymous10:23 AM

    Will 2009 be the Shriner's "lucky year" to find a spouse?

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  3. The Tiny Shriner is polyamorous, so spouseS, maybe, but never single spouse. The Tiny Shriner cannot afford to get bogged down in domestic arrangements--this would interfere with his travel schedule, which necessitates that he appear in a different country at least every 2 weeks. Plus, Kate Moss would be pissed. As regular members of the Tiny Shriner Adoration Society are well aware, Kate and Tiny are an off again-on again item, and they have a special love hideaway under the floorboards of the Burberry's on Connecticut Avenue, near DeSales Street, in Washington, DC. Kate isn't "tiny," but she's thin enough to get under there [triple-entendre intended].

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  4. Anonymous2:24 PM

    I understand the need for polyamority, but everyone needs a "home base." Waif-like Kate just isn't cutting it. Tiny needs someone with a bit more meat on the bones.

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  5. So that is why Tiny has been wearing those Burberry signature scarves. And to think that I believed him when he told me he was going to the National Geographic Headquarters, which in point of fact is just next door.

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