Sunday, September 14, 2008

A request from the Goatman auteur

by J J Cohen

If you enjoyed this little work of art -- and even if you didn't -- my son Alex requests your assistance with a mathematics project. Having been required to design a survey that will yield a numerical spread, he must now obtain (1) a biased sample [hence ITM, his "voluntary response, convenience sample"] and (2) an unbiased "systematic random sample" [we will be at a grocery store asking every fifth person his query ... and yes I know the demographics of this area will likewise skew the result, but the kid is in sixth grade, an age at which I was trying to figure out how to add fractions like one third to three quarters without making my head explode, so I think I will refrain from challenging him on local median incomes versus national and regional averages] [for the time being].

Please take his survey at right, and please be truthful so that he can with some confidence do his medians and means and whatever else he needs. His future as a statistician hangs in the balance as he attempts to answer questions like "Identify and explain which measure of central tendency best represents the data from each survey."

And yes, I promise a return to medieval posts tomorrow.

[EDIT 9/15: We closed the poll when we got to the number Alex needed, and on his behalf I say THANK YOU to all who participated. Lesson learned: it takes a loooong time to train oneself as a medievalist, since 12 years was the most popular category ... and as commenters pointed out, even that was cutting it short].

6 comments:

  1. This is either sad or hilarious, or some Pagliacci combination of the two, but the choices don't go high enough. BA: 3 1/2 years; MA: 2 years; PhD: 8 years (if we assume 'going to school' means 'registered as a student' rather than 'taking classes')= 13 1/2 years.

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  2. O, range, mean, median, and mode. How you remind me of the general GRE.

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  3. Wait -- those were on the GRE? Wow. Missed that.

    And a comment on middle school math -- I'm so glad I was a mathematical underachiever.

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  4. Anonymous3:09 PM

    I was 'lost in translation' over this until I read Karl's helpful comment. For me 3 years BA and 3 years PhD. Not that I got my PHD in 3, but after that I got a job and took another 3 to submit the PhD - so I guess that would all be the same as 9 in total in 'US currency'.

    Nowadays that would not be allowed. Funded PhDs here must first complete an MA and then finish their PhD within 4 years or both they, their supervisor and their department are shot.

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  5. Anonymous3:53 PM

    Um, yup, 13 years here, too. BA (4), MPhil (2), MLS (2), PhD (5). We're not being terribly helpful, are we?

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  6. Four year undergrad; four years postgrad. It has a pleasing symmetry, now I come to look at it.

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