by J J Cohen
Your offspring will one day surprise you by having purchased a miniature Neolithic chambered tomb for our spiny tailed lizard, Spike.
Peer closely at the picture at left and you can see Spike dozing contentedly in his new domicile.
OK, enough procrastination: I need to pack for Leeds.
Whaaaaaaaat? You're packing for Leeds on a Thursday? Do you have to do EVERYTHING ahead of time, you bastard?
In my mind I am already in Leeds.
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